Pants pudding
Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.
I made pants pudding.
pud pants
Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.
Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.
pudding pants
Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
chocolate pudding pants
Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
Pant pudding
When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?