baguetti
An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
Baguetti
Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.
Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight