panwich

The unidentifiable and malodorous contents in the fold of an obese stomach covering the groin area often refered to as a panis. Can range from remote controls, cell phones, small pets, cookie crumbs, the last flight out of denver or even previous lovers. Often moistened by cheezy condiment spread

When a member of management, usually a women, acts worse than an cunt.

A panwich is a unique combination of pancake and sandwich fillings to enhance a once bland sandwich experience into a whole other dimension of excellence.

Do you like pancakes?
Do you like sandwiches?

If so, the panwich is your perfect panwich.