papakostas
The best surname in the world; no-one could argue. When people try to pronounce it everyone laughs at the failed attempt, including a papakostas. Usually from ancient Greek times, indicating an ability to the summoning of great strength when needed and some papakostas' have hot bodies. Others are fat-asses who sit on the couch all day eating doritos and watching netfilx by themselves.
Boss: 'Mr Papa-ki-st... Mr Papako-stsadp-asfsdf... Mr PAPA-DOPA-FEW... mr papakostas, please come to my office.'