pap baffle
The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water
god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!
pap baffle
This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!