paperdue
A combination of the words "paper" and "due" (since the two words are so often said together, most often on college campuses) to be used as an excuse, possibly medical.
"You look like hell. What's the matter?"
"I've had a paperdue all week."
"I can't go to that mixer, I've got a paperdue."
"I've had a paperdue all week."
"I can't go to that mixer, I've got a paperdue."