Paracunt

Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.

When a janky bitch is being a cunt and it is paramount that she shut up, before her man throw both they asses out the plane just so he can, dive down, grab her ankles, using his arms to snap her knees open, thus making him able to use the amount of cunt she is being and multiply the Ho into a parachute, using her massive wind snatch to ride them safely to the ground. (Paracunt)