paranoid
For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.
Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.
Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times
Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.
Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times
Dude that lady is way paranoid! She keeps telling me that something is out to get her and it is lurking in the shadows.
paranoid
Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people, or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a mental illness.
-Malcolm got really paranoid, deciding that there was a conspiracy out to get him.
-Don't be such a paranoid !
-Don't be such a paranoid !
paranoid
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid
The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:
1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?
It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?
It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"
paranoid
A word created by the man that means, when you become it, that you are on to him.
A1: "I feel paranoid"
A2: "Yes. Yes you do."
A2: "Yes. Yes you do."
paranoid
An illogical fear or suspicion of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the belief that they are constantly trying to "get" you.
"See those people talking over there? There's no other way than that they're spreading rumors about me."
"Oh stop being paranoid, they're just talking."
"Oh stop being paranoid, they're just talking."
paranoid
When you feel like you have millions of stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.
I was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.