parascoping
The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.
parascoping
verb.
When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
Dan: "Good morning Christy!"
Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
the parascope
n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
Parascope
While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.
While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.
parascope
When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope
Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out
Parascoping
When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.
While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.
Parascoping
When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!
Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars