Pardinbumper
A silly sort of man that bumps into only the finest of chicks so as to say "Pardon me... by the by, what was yer name?"
Tom Creachy was alone at Vicky Lamborghini's Super Trooper party, he was only invited because he has a good deal of cash. He sees Trini Alligator (who is quite fine) and bumps his hip carefully into hers.
TC: "Oh... pardon me miss... by the by what is your name pretty thing?"
TA: "I don't want to do this you pardinbumper. Goodnight."
TC: "Oh... pardon me miss... by the by what is your name pretty thing?"
TA: "I don't want to do this you pardinbumper. Goodnight."