Paren

A small, jittering ape. Sighted somewhere in Nevada,This strange primate can be found holding a copy of wii sports close at hand. when attempting to take the game, he started pointing at the sky and screaming. When listening close it almost sounds like he’s saying “Penis cloud! PENIS CLOUD!” But this cannot be confirmed for sure. Nobody knows how or when this creature got a copy of wii sports, or when it first appeared. But it is said to roam at night, and if you do encounter it do not approach it. It is considered very dangerous.

Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.

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