Parf
Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.
Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.
Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...
Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...
Parf
An expulsion of air through the penis.
My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.
parf
Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.
parfed
Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.
1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
Parfing
1: Barfing in a bathroom trashcan while simultaneously pooing on the toilet.
2: Taking a poo that smells so awful that it makes you barf while still sitting on the toilet.
2: Taking a poo that smells so awful that it makes you barf while still sitting on the toilet.
That bathroom reeks like hot hell! Someone was definitely parfing in there.
Parfing
When someone leads on multiple mean regardless of whether or not they are single. Usually a self-absorbed person with narcissistic tendencies.
"I think this girl is parfing my friend..." - I believe this girl is leading my friend on.
Parfed
When you pee and fart at the same time.
I parfed when I was on the toilet!