Parking the Pink Cannondale
A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."
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"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
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"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."