parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

俚语	parking the squid
释义	parking the squid Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid! parking the squid The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum. Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards. parking the squid Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis. Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night? Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.
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