Park Party
when a huge amount of people get together and do what they would normally do at a house party but at a park. Including drinking,smoking,shooting up pretty much anything but dancing. Park parties never have music. Unlike keggers every park partty is BYOB no one supplies alcohol not even the park party host.
A park party host is the person (or people) that chooses the park and tell everyone they know where it is and how to get there. Park parties dont start at a perticular time usualy when it gets dark and people have picked up.
Park parties are usually planned out when there arent any house parties and when it will be warm. they are extremely rare in the winter and can be canselled in an instant if it's raining. Park parties have an order that they follow and almost always end up like this:
1.Host shows up and welcomes people
2.Most people arrive within an hour of it starting
3. People begin to get drunk and high by 9.30
4.Nearby civillians dont approve of such noisy drunk teenagers distrubing the peace and call the police
5. One police car shows up and every single kid runs as fast as they can down the sreet untill they are at least 500 meters from the cop car even if no one was chasing them and the cops didnt even leave their car
Most people hate park parties becuase they get busted, the only place to hook up is a bench or behind a tree. Also lots of fight occur at park parties more then house parties because people are more tenst since park parties are sketch when people are stressed and drunk they tend to turn on each other.
A park party host is the person (or people) that chooses the park and tell everyone they know where it is and how to get there. Park parties dont start at a perticular time usualy when it gets dark and people have picked up.
Park parties are usually planned out when there arent any house parties and when it will be warm. they are extremely rare in the winter and can be canselled in an instant if it's raining. Park parties have an order that they follow and almost always end up like this:
1.Host shows up and welcomes people
2.Most people arrive within an hour of it starting
3. People begin to get drunk and high by 9.30
4.Nearby civillians dont approve of such noisy drunk teenagers distrubing the peace and call the police
5. One police car shows up and every single kid runs as fast as they can down the sreet untill they are at least 500 meters from the cop car even if no one was chasing them and the cops didnt even leave their car
Most people hate park parties becuase they get busted, the only place to hook up is a bench or behind a tree. Also lots of fight occur at park parties more then house parties because people are more tenst since park parties are sketch when people are stressed and drunk they tend to turn on each other.
person 1: hey is there anything goin on tonite?
person2: Naw man no house jams everyonesparents are in town
person1: lets start a park party then
person2: yea it would be a shame to waste all this alcohol after we bought it for the weekend
person1: let me text every single person on my contacts to tell the to come to rosedale park at 9
person2: we are so gona get laid!
person2: Naw man no house jams everyonesparents are in town
person1: lets start a park party then
person2: yea it would be a shame to waste all this alcohol after we bought it for the weekend
person1: let me text every single person on my contacts to tell the to come to rosedale park at 9
person2: we are so gona get laid!
parking party
(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.
Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.
parking lot partying
The act of going to an event venue with absolutely no intentions of seeing the performance or game. Only the sheer intentions of partying hardcore with random tailgaters.
Shim: we are going down to Chesney for some parking lot partying.
Mac: dude, you hate country music.
Shim: yea, but we figure there is beer and hot chicks there.
Mac: i am so in!
Mac: dude, you hate country music.
Shim: yea, but we figure there is beer and hot chicks there.
Mac: i am so in!
parking lot party
Sitting in a car in a parking lot with your friends. Talking about everything, listening to music. Climbing light poles, and eating food. Running around the parking lot in floaties and cowboy hats. Parking at 11 pm till 5 am or ??. usually end up sitting on the pavement. Talking on phones trying to figure out what else to do, but end up sitting at the parking lot for hours. Usually what you do if you're poor and have no gas, and live in Flint Michigan.
Amber: Man i'm so bored get off of WoW let's go somewhere.
Megan: okay i leveled. uhh lets get breadsticks and cream cheese.
Amber: alright. And have a parking lot party?
*gets breadsticks from little caesars and pulls up to farmer jack parking lot to eat*
Amber: what you'm want to do?
Megan: i unno
*amber on phone calling people to see if any parties going on*
5 hours later
*megan and amber sitting on pavement listening to The Spill Canvas laughing because Amanda is climbing the light pole. Takes pictures for myspace*
the end
Megan: okay i leveled. uhh lets get breadsticks and cream cheese.
Amber: alright. And have a parking lot party?
*gets breadsticks from little caesars and pulls up to farmer jack parking lot to eat*
Amber: what you'm want to do?
Megan: i unno
*amber on phone calling people to see if any parties going on*
5 hours later
*megan and amber sitting on pavement listening to The Spill Canvas laughing because Amanda is climbing the light pole. Takes pictures for myspace*
the end
Party Park
The act of parking a vehicle with one, two or three wheels up on the kerb. Best observed outside a house party. This can be an informal communication to other potential party folk that the driver plans to consume alcohol within the house thus continuing the vicarious Tom-foolery.
This category of parking has also been widened to include a similar style of parking that is due to insufficient space required to park a car in a regular civilised fashion. This can be observed frequently on garbage bin night.
This category of parking has also been widened to include a similar style of parking that is due to insufficient space required to park a car in a regular civilised fashion. This can be observed frequently on garbage bin night.
Driver: WOOOOO!!!! PARTY PARK!!!!!
Ignorant passenger: What are you doing?
Driver: squeezing in behind that pesky no parking sign.
Ignorant passenger: What are you doing?
Driver: squeezing in behind that pesky no parking sign.