park the bus
Tactic used by football (soccer) teams, in which they play defensively for the entire game, in order to deny an apparently superior team any goals and escape with a scoreless draw and thus with one point, instead of risking it all and going for three points and possibly getting none.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Fan 1: "What do you mean, Arsenal only beat Sunderland 1-0? Arsenal have the best attack in the league!
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
park the bus
When in the middle of sex you decide to stop and leave your dick inside and then go to sleep
*yawn* i'm a bit tired, let me just park the bus here and call it a night.
parking the bus
What Jose Mourhino does.
Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.
Park the bus
Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.
A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.
B: The team is Manchester united.
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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.
B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
B: The team is Manchester united.
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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.
B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
Park the bus
Used to describe a situation when a guy is having sex and he cums but dose'nt pull out and therefore he parks the bus.
GIrl: Babe dont forget to pull out.
Boy: What you talking about im ganna park the bus
Boy: What you talking about im ganna park the bus
park the beef bus in tuna town
the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town
A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.
Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.