park water

Coined by Garrett Jackson and Harrison Chase. Used to describe a drink that is nappy. Inspired by the disgusting water fountains at public parks.

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

If she a water park girl then she probably live in Arizona or Nevada, is ugly to mediocre, sucks off guys in movie theatre bathrooms, gives handies in community jacuzzis that aren't her's, loves the movie Triple Dog, has a best friend shaped like the mystery yogurt in your grandmas fridge, constantly looks like she's about to walk into her 8th grade dance, has a water proof iPhone case, can often be found with a juicy drop pop, and frequents the water park EVERY weekend

Letting the water out of the fire hydrant on your block on a hot summer day as a means of cooling off. This is often done in poor urban "ghetto" areas because nobody in the projects wants to spend 20 bucks to go to great america or six flags or wherever.

when someone puts a tube filled with a shaven hamster into another persons asshole and then vomits into the tube.