parquet
This refers to a sex position where the male slams the female on the wooden floorboards and starts swapping her face until she orgasms
Boy 1: Dude! Why is Jenny's face all red this morning?
Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!
Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!
Boy 2: We had an amazing parquet last night!
Boy 1: Ah shit! That explains it!