Parscale
To over promise and under deliver; to set unrealistic expectations or simply lie about a product or event’s popularity or desirability.
I was totally parscaled about the rally. I waited in lines for five days to get in and the arena was only a third full.
Parscale
In stark contrast to terms like hyperscale and planet-scale that describe massive, growing systems, a Parscale is something that only delivers one thousandth of what was promised.
"Did you see that Tulsa rally? 1 million people registered and only a thousand showed up. That's totally Parscale, and it's all Brad's fault."
Parscale
I submit that the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout be called a "parscale."
Ex.: "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."
Parscale
Parscale (verb): to promise something and then embarrassingly fail to deliver.
As in:
“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”
“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”
“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”
“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”
parscale
1) the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout of an event
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.
1) "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)
Parscale
Parscale: unit of measurement of the degree of relief you feel for being fired from the Trump administration. One Parscale = number of days (79) between Brad Parscale's firing (July 15th) and the announcement of Trump's diagnosis of Covid (October 2nd). Equals 7.9 Scaramuccis.
Steve Bannon served from January 20, 2017 to August 18, 2017. He enjoys 17.1 Parscales of relief.