Parseltongued
The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.
Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!
parseltongue
From the Harry Potter series written by J.K. Rowling. Parseltongue is the language of Snakes.
"Harry we heard you speaking Parseltongue!"
Parseltongue
A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!
Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.
parseltongue
The act of cunnilingus
Mate did you go down on her?
Yeah, love a bit of parseltongue
Yeah, love a bit of parseltongue
parseltongue
Backwater slang for programming in python.
I'm gonna go speak in parseltongue to finish up my interactive text version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
parseltongue
the language of asians
"Yo, how annoying are those asians speaking parseltongue in the computer lab?"