Parshva
He is the awesomest person you've ever met. He is the only one capable of being the coolest kid in school and the smartest. Sexy girls secretly like him. Long story short, he is the best.
Jock: Look at all those sexy girls staring at him.
Kid: Well, of course! He is Parshva!
Kid: Well, of course! He is Parshva!
parshva
The man....