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Spiratual man who is looking for fun. Great collection of flannel shirts and belts to go with it. Strong possibility he is god.

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

The best team in Glasgow !

Is obsessed with Amy Cuneo, watches the O.C., thinks he has a bunch of friends when really he's one of the most unliked persons there is, he is terrible at basketball, he would give Dr. Dre head if he got the chance, and he has a pair of shoes to go with every t-shirt he owns but he wears the same jeans and sweat shirt to school every day.

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.