Part-Time Parent
A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."
Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"