party body

A woman's body that shows the effects of excess drinking and unhealthy eating, yet is still relatively attractive. If said woman were to exercise more, cut out the booze, and stop eating jalapeno poppers at 3:00am, she would be a fit hottie.

An ancient ritual that includes sacrificing one of the members of the party. This party must occur on either a year that ends in 21 or 45, however 2 parties can not be completed within 25 years of one another. After the ritual, a disco ball drops from the sky and UFOs shine their beam on to the disco ball. This gives all participants the enlightenment of Ghandi.

The host of the party must have attended a previous ritual to be eligible to host.