party freshman
n. A college freshman clearly only attending to please his/her parents or to avoid getting a job. You will see him/her at every party, but rarely in class, and s/he will probably drop out at the end of the year after epic failing every class.
Mary: Hey, what's up with that kid that only comes to class once a week and is always hung over?
Jane: Oh, he's a party freshman. We can look for him next year at the junior college down the road.
Jane: Oh, he's a party freshman. We can look for him next year at the junior college down the road.
high school freshman parties
Absolute shit no matter what
Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.