Better Party Syndrome
More commonly known as BPS. This is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. This results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
Slumber Party Syndrome
Last one up, that can't fall asleep due to excitement from socializing. Being hushed only encourages uncontrollable laughter.
Can Also Be: Phenomenon when you are still awake and uncontrollably laughing in a social situation where you're supposed to be asleep.
Same as: SlumberParty Syndrome
Can Also Be: Phenomenon when you are still awake and uncontrollably laughing in a social situation where you're supposed to be asleep.
Same as: SlumberParty Syndrome
Blue was suffering from slumber party syndrome as she couldn't stop uncontrollably laughing hyena style, as everyone else is passed the fuck out.
Mario Party Syndrome
What happens to the palm of your hand after playing minigames in Mario Party that involve rotating the joy stick. Symptoms include soreness in the palm and/or a red mark where the joy stick was rotated.
After playing Mari Party for several hours, Jose began to experience Mario Party syndrome on his right hand.
Dinner Party Syndrome
Dinner Party Syndrome (DPS) is a common syndrome that affects those invited to a boring dinner party by people they hate. The symptoms can take anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours to take effect, depending on the strength and intensity of the dinner party.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.
Symptoms often include: debilitating boredom; smiling (usually at the host or hostess) against one's will or when unhappy; anxiety; loss of interest in life, food, and socializing; rage; and social anxiety.
DPS can be cured or prevented with the end of the dinner party, a good book, enjoyable music, or speaking with someone that isn't mind-numbingly boring.
Jack: Jill texted me the other day while she was at a dinner party.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.
Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.
Jim: Why?
Jack: She said it was boring and she didn't want to suffer from Dinner Party Syndrome.
Mother: Why don't you want to go to the dinner party tonight?
Daughter: Because only your friends will be there and I hate them. If I go, I'll have an intense case of Dinner Party Syndrome.
Cosmic Party Syndrome
The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.
Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?
Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.
Tea Party Syndrome
When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.
I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.
"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome
The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.
Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.
Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.
"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"
"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."
"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."