party wank
An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.
"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
pre party wank
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
wank party
A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.
On Wednesdays, we have a wank party and my friends always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!
Wank party
A meeting where in a group of people who work in the office come up with a Absolutely stupid idea for something new in the factory, and they all pat each other on the back for coming up with it.
Worker #1: WTF is Jimmy doing?
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.
Worker #2: That's the new machine we got in to improve productivity.
Worker #1: that's not going to work at all, I wonder how the bosses signed off on this.
Worker #2: yeah that meeting must have been a Wank party.