Pascalle

A very handsome and sexy guy. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascalle might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and hyper. Pascalle can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is a good friend most of the time.

"dude Pascalle is so awkward"

"Pascalle is fucking hot"

Pascalle is very beautiful but shits too much. These shits can last anything from 5 to 30 minutes depending on what she ate. She also loves cats, and owns about 16.

A very handsome and sexy guy. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascal might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and hyper. Pascal can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is a good friend most of the time.

He is the type of guy that makes every girl fall by walking past them. Best person to take with to a party, hypest person you’ll ever meet. He has probably the biggest,fattest dick in ur continent. If u get to smash him its gonna feel like you’ve succeeded in life. At first he may seem very cocky but when you get to know the guy you’ll see that he has the biggest heart. When he falls for someone he would do anything to get them, when it finally happens he is gonna do everything to keep them by his side. He never gives up on things he wants to achieve and does evertithing to get there.
He is a real life dream come true.

Bitch1: “did u see pascals dingo dingo in gym yesterday”
Bitch2: “I would like to sit on that”

a beast with a microwave

A wonderful, sweet guy, who is extremely good looking with a good fashion sense and who's also very funny, he will literally always make you laugh and he deserves the world. His voice sounds sweet like an apple pie. He doesn't talk as much as others but if he does you'll never want him to stop. He'll always ask how you are and doesn't stop asking and he'll cares more about you than you think, even if you think he doesn't. A Pascal might seem cold at times but if you look under the surface you'll know that he isn't like this. If you're sad, he's always there for you.

Pascal is a name holding great power, people named Pascal usually exceed the average human life and intelligence with the charisma only challenged by Steve Buscemi. It is said that the origins of the name are french yet conspiracy theorists believe it was created by powerful beings unknown to the human race.