Pashmolo
(Noun) The homosexual offspring of satin and a mutant octopus.
Person 1: Dude, there's a pashmolo on the bus!
Person 2: Are you sure it's not a hobo wearing a costume?
Person 1: Dude, it looks like your sister.
Person 2: I'll get the spray.
Person 2: Are you sure it's not a hobo wearing a costume?
Person 1: Dude, it looks like your sister.
Person 2: I'll get the spray.