Bailed and Whaled
When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner
Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled
bail whale
n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.
Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?
John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.
Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.
John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.
Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.