Pasterbator
When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.
"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"