Pasty Pumpkin
A person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.
Person A: Look at Neal, he's wearing the orange shirt again.
Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.
Person B: Yeah, he's a Pasty Pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.