Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

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释义	Patch Tuesday The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software. Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday! Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday. Patch Tuesday The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday! guy 2: huh? guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing Patch Tuesday The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before. "Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
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