Paterchin
Paterchin goes by many names. It is big enough to hold 420 Toyota Priuses inside of it. The paterchin can turn on anyone that it wants, and they will want to have hot long sex with him. The paterchin can lift 3000000000000000 billion pounds of pussy. As long as the paterchin is fucking pussy it grows to the size of 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999billion dicks.
Damn that paterchin tho, he got me sooooioooooooooooooooooooioiii much pussy last orgy.