Pathetic Radar
What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."