Patootsack
Someone/Something that is acting lame, stupid, lazy or annoying.
Example 1: "Mark stop being a patootsack and clean your room."
Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"
"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."
Example 2: "Hey is your computer working okay?"
"No, the internet is being a real bug patootsack."