Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.

Celtic for Toaster

Patrick is a weird person in a good way. He has an odd sense of humor and is really nice. He’s talkative if you’re close to him. Extremely passionate and hyper about sports, and enjoys athletics. He has a nice face it’s coolio. He may have extreme political views, but it’s for what he thinks is best. His intentions are good. He’s really smart, but is sometimes unsure of himself. Even if he hasn’t been through something, he’ll try to understand. He’s really humble in many aspects of things. Patrick is yeetalicious.

There's just so much to say. He can be really weird, crazy, insane, and you never know what to expect from him. He's all over the place. And when I say insane I mean INSANE. But what's not to love? He's really upbeat and a good person at heart. If you ever meet one, you can tell he is ... different... but that could be the best way ever in your life. So if you ever meet one, never let him go. he's so crazy and all around an awesome person!!