Patroclus
Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Patroclus
A tall, frosty, beverage!
Mmmmm! Nothing like a good patroclus after a long day!
Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer!
Go get your own Patroclus, You tall-frosty-beverage stealer!
achilles-patroclus
The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.
Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.
Doing the Achilles and Patroclus
When you and your homie are in such a loving relationship that you really aren’t homies anymore.
Mark: Dude, me and my homie Carl are so close. I would like, die for him. I love him so much.
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?
Jeff: Damn, are you guys are doing the Achilles and Patroclus?