Paulane
Paulane is the most sweetest and charming person ever. She has the most weirdest laugh ever. A lot of friends trust her a lot.Shes not famous but shes not a loner if you know a Paulane dont let her go shes a keeper. Shes smart at every subject and she will help you no matter what. She knows whats best for her and you. Shes makes people laugh. If you have a girlfriend/bestfriend that is called Paulane then your lucky.
Paulane is the most important person in my life.
Paulaner
When a story is clearly made-up.
Rebecca: My Son (3) said “Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die.”
Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!
Jack: oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that, that’s clearly a Paulaner!
paulanering
a certain kind of very obviously fishing for compliments, and praising ones own accomplishments or onesself in a unsuccessfully trying to be subtle way
oh that drawing looks really good! oh wait, that’s mine, didn’t notice
-shut the fuck up paula, stop paulanering
-shut the fuck up paula, stop paulanering
paulaner
An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".
Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July?
Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!
Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!