Paul Rees
A vaginal cleaning tool. Also known as a 'Reesy'. Helps to clean and cleanse dirty smelling lady-parts and help aid in relieving vaginal queefs. Often has a greasy appearance and a subtle smell of stale fish.
My snatch is dirty, have you seen Paul Rees?
Errr, yuck, your fingers smell like Reesy.
Errr, yuck, your fingers smell like Reesy.