Pauz
A word invented by the rapper Nicki Minaj. When something is said that could have a sexual connotaion, saying "pauz" negates said connotation. It's basically the opposite of "that's what she said".
Timmy: "Damn I just got a cut and it hurts!"
Jayneil: "Want me to blow it, it'll feel good. Pauz"
Timmy: "Sure, thanks! For a second there I thought you wanted to give me a blow-job, but then you said 'pauz'".
Jayneil: "Want me to blow it, it'll feel good. Pauz"
Timmy: "Sure, thanks! For a second there I thought you wanted to give me a blow-job, but then you said 'pauz'".
pauze
A word used in the same context as "no homo".
Yeah, I know.. she got madd thick over the summer... pauze.
Hauz Pauz
The pause you take before reflexively looking up information in order to try to remember it independently. Meant to increase memory capabilities.
Nate: what famous actor started their career as a stripper?
Dan: I don't remember off the top of my head, look it up.
Nate: Hauz Pauz
Dan: okay, I think it might have been Will Ferrel, or Jerry Seinfield. Maybe Channing Tatum.
Nate: ahh, I think Channing Tatum. Now I'll check to see if we are right.
Dan: I don't remember off the top of my head, look it up.
Nate: Hauz Pauz
Dan: okay, I think it might have been Will Ferrel, or Jerry Seinfield. Maybe Channing Tatum.
Nate: ahh, I think Channing Tatum. Now I'll check to see if we are right.
Faux Pauz
Faux (French term for fake) + Faux Pas (A violation of accepted social norms) + Pause = Faux Pauz
Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.
Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.
Fake Pause? Open to your interpretation, naturally.
Among others, some interpretations of Faux Pauz include:
1. A fake pause, meaning your life still goes on while you hang around/pause.
2. Work is never-ending, thus a faux pauz (or a fake pause) in life would assist one in unwinding and savouring the little things.
3. Faux Pauz militates against the convention that life is a rat race. Life is more than that.
Live on the edge, militate against norms, live your life faux pauz style.