pavement sample
A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.