Paverize
To become very drunk.
-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?
Night Paver
A promiscuous person who spends his or her evenings getting laid by various partners.
That guy has bedded more stray bitches than the Humane society, he's a total night paver.
Laying pavers
Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.
"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"
road paver
when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass
i've gave that girl the road paver last week
Alabama Face Paver
The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.
AFP= Alabama Face Paver
AFP= Alabama Face Paver
West Virginia paver
Riding a black cock in prison
Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!
paver
A better version of a tiler.
I got a paver to do the job so it would be done better