Paw Law
If your pet is laying on you, next to you or anywhere that would disturb them if you got up, you are not allowed to. It is the Paw Law.
Dude: “Hey, come here to the kitchen.”
Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”
Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”
Chick: “I can’t!”
Dude: “Why not?!”
Chick: “The kitten is sleeping on me. I’m not allowed to get up. It’s the Paw Law.”