Pawnch
A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.
Operative Badger: "FALCON..."
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*
pawnch
an epic super power punch
FALCON PAWNCH
Pawnch
v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.
"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."
falcon pawnch
the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja
dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE
Pawnch
The definition when a person of such powerful strength punches the victim, he/she is launched to a point where impact is the felt the same when struck by a bullet train, at full speed.
A Pawnch is so powerful that the victim is indeed pawned by said punch.
A Pawnch is so powerful that the victim is indeed pawned by said punch.
Bluckles: HEUUUGGHH
Ultimalion: *PAWNCHES Bluckles*
Bluckes is launched by such a punch, by Crystalion that he is smashed into space.
Bluckles: TEAM BLUCKLES IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN...! *Ding*
Ultimalion: *PAWNCHES Bluckles*
Bluckes is launched by such a punch, by Crystalion that he is smashed into space.
Bluckles: TEAM BLUCKLES IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN...! *Ding*
Pawnched
when your dog inadvertently punches you with his paw
Pawnched: when your dog inadvertently punches you with his paw
I woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning with a pawnch to the chest from my dog.
I woke up at 5 o'clock in the morning with a pawnch to the chest from my dog.