Paxfecta
When your friend- let's call them Patrick- doesn't know how a trifecta (getting all 3 outcomes in a bet correct) bet works, and does best 2 of 3 bets and calls them trifectas.
Patrick: Anybody want to bet a trifecta? I'll take Jets, Bears, and Dolphins. 2 of 3 wins.
Me: That's a Paxfecta, dawg. Let's do it.
Me: That's a Paxfecta, dawg. Let's do it.