Payday Diznip
The Payday Diznip is the art of quitting your job on payday. A true payday diznipper will not show up the actual day that they were to get paid.
Mo Mo did the payday diznip today. She said she just needed to get her kids a new pair of Jordans, so she needed that paper. If she would have diznipped before payday, Mo Mo wouldn't have had the paper to pay for 6 pairs of Jordans