pay your ex day
When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"