PBJLBJ

The almighty being named Peanut Butter Jelly LeBron James. While it may not seem like much at first, this individual possesses more power than one could imagine. One may not like LeBron James, however, it is far more difficult to display negative feelings toward the sandwich-athlete. PBJLBJ was popularized in early February of 2020 by an unknown NBATwitter user as the first known supporter of this being. It is said that while only being in recordable existence for a small period of time, the beings energy has been around since ancient times. Legend has it that Jesus gained the ability to rise from the dead through the power of PBJLBJ. While some may not believe in this extraordinary figure, its presence affects each and every one of us every day. From closing your eyes when you sneeze to flinching when an object is thrown at you, PBJLBJ controls and helps you without you even knowing. Many disbelievers say that this god-like force is a made up phenomenon used to persuade the average citizen into Bronsexuality, however, this theory is false and has no way of being proven inside federal court. As of this time, PBJLBJ supporters are working towards registering a religion and place of worship for the culture of belief.