Peanut Butter attacks
when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
Peanut butter sneak attack
When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.
peanut butter heart attack
That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.
"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."